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    Kinda awks when the only time you feel at peace is when you’re sleeping.
    From the past few weeks I have learned a few things about people who ‘love’ you

    1. When they say they love you, you should always question WHY they love you, or if they even love you at all. They may turn out to ‘love’ you for the wrong reasons such as loneliness or possession
    2. Don’t try and be the man, because people will always fight you until you crumble into a broken mess
    3. If you try to stop caring, you’ll end up caring twice as much - in every scenario
    4. If you feel like you have to stop loving someone, this means you’re madly in love with them
    5. Don’t kick yourself when something you do effects someone else, think about how you can improve it. I’m still yet to follow this one, I just end up curling up into a ball and waiting for lightning to strike me.
    6. Love hurts - applies to any scenario
    7. Try and keep your past experiences to a minimum - people who you share them with will end up mocking you, even if you think they care about you.
    8. Women are idiots when it comes to doing the right thing - applies to all scenarios
    9. NEVER leave a girl sexually frustrated.. they all bitchy and odd
    10. See every male as a threat, as usually the person you least expect takes the person you love away from you
    11. ‘It never ends’ - Bring Me The Horizon
    12. Cigarettes helps ease the pain
    13. Guitar helps ease the pain
    14. If you think you’re fucked up now, you can always be twice as fucked up, you’ve just gotta’ pray nothing will ever get you that bad
    15. The method of trying to get a girl to leave you alone never works, being nasty never works, being nice never works. You’ve gotta’ go cold turkey.

    Dear agony..

    Please let go of me.

    When your girlfriend tells you to shut the fuck up when you tell her to keep it down because she’s making too much noise. :L Oh dear.